Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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