If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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