I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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