STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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