gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Let's get the cat blown out
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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