Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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