So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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