No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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