I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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