Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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