i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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