How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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