How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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