THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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