i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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