It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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