she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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