I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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