u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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