my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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