doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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