Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It's rum buckets o'clock
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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