What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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