i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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