in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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