wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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