Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Bring me that man meat
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
