Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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