Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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