Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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