i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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