I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Can I color on your dick again?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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