Someone shit on the floor
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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