me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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