Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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