:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well I just put wine in my tea
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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