his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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