It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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