redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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