I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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