Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
no you cant smoke seaweed
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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