But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Randomize
