I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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