One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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