Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Dicks are not precious.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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