You surviving the open bar?
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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