Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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