he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I enjoy the company of your penis
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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