I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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