i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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