I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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