How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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