i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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