you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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