This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
