Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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