come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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