omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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