We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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