Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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