just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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