Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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