whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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